Well, judging from the title of the post, i guess u guys are thinking that this post is bout bad-mouthing somebody ryte? Lemme tell u something, its NOT! I really know a RACIST BITCH! And when i saw bitch, im simply using its ORIGINAL meaning which is a FEMALE DOG.
Haaa! Bad ppl! Thinking bout BAD/EVIL things! Tskk..Tskk.. I mean, how can i talk bad bout ppl ryte? Im so........ Uhmm, wats the word im looking for here? ........... Ahh, yes! G-O-O-D! Lol!
Therefore, the equation of the day is......
Bitch = Female Dog
and NOT.....
Bitch = Person me no likey & wana talk bad (REAL BAD) about
Got that? Haha =) But wtv its damn freaky! Cos my cousin's dog, SaSa, is a real racist bitch! Like wth?!?!?! I've heard of racist PEOPLE la, but racist ANIMAL ah? FIRST TIME la brader! But serious shit! There IS such a thing as racist animals! NO JOKE! So we better watch our backs man! AHAHAHA! =P
Below are some of the picture of my cousin's adorable yet racist bitch.
Awww, how CUTE!
Sa
Sa: You noe u want me
Heii! Hu the heck r ya?
Omigosh! Hu's that HOTT lady im looking at?
Arent i a Diva-Licious bitch? Arwww~
I just saw SaSa for the 1st time when i attended Poh Ching Jie Jie's wedding on the 10th. And i saw this infamous bitch lying down outside the porch with a leash round its neck and tied to the gate. I was so friggin scared of it when i saw it! I mean, it looks MEAN. And its so hyper, jumping here & there licking ppl's toes. Aiyo! One word, TAKUT!
Cos i've heard from my brother about 'It' and what it does. My brother went over to see my cousins last time without me. He decided to walk SaSa with my other cousin, Kelly, at the park nearby. So when they went to the park, there we're kids of all colour. And as usual, kids are VERY drawn to cute animals. (well, ALL animals actually) So there they were, all happily approaching SaSa, thinking they could play with it.
VERY the adorable lo!
But mana tau! The friggin bitch barked at them! OMG! The kids got scared la, but still, dengan muka yg tebal & pretending to be scared, they approach 'It" again. So there she went barking at them, AGAIN. HOWEVER, when a chinese kid approached it, it greeted it warmly! Wth ryte?!?!?! Thats what my brother sed! That kid got so attached to SaSa that it wanted to KIDNAP it also i think. Cos my brother said that he and Kelly kept on dropping the kid hints that they wana head home cos its getting dark but NO, the kid was still happily playing with it! Aiyo! *smacks forehead*
So from then on, i was DETERMINED to meet the infamous bitch face-to-face! AHAHAH! No la, just curious whether she is as what my brother said she would be. Just sikit exxageration ma. Cannot meh?
Okok, moving along now. I saw SaSa eventually and trust me, she is EXACTLY as my brother described her! GOSH! Macam cannot percaya u noe? But i was so scared to approach it at 1st, but ended up having her licking my toes. Apalah macha?
DONT eat! I BET its poison!
My dad told confirmed with me that that's the so-called-racist-dog. So i wanted to see for myself whether it was true anot. But i forgot about it as my brother & i were having so much fun playing & taking pictures with SaSa.
Awww, so cute and cuddly
Wheeeeeeehooooo!
I love dogs, especially racist ones? Nahh.
Sometimes i wonder, 'Are we even related?'
But then! There came the opportunity for me to WITNESS Sasa's racism! (woohoo! lucky day!) What happenned was, the hse next door was just bought over by this guy who brought over a few guys to clear out the weeds in his garden. And the dudes were Indian od Bangladeshi's. So guess what? The moment SaSa saw those dudes, she pushed herself of us and ran towards the dudes and barked crazily at them!
Thank GOD she was tied up and there was a fence blocking her from TRYING to take them down. Cos i think we'll be having DOG MEAT for dinner if she really tries to attack them. I mean SERIOUSLY! Look at her size and look at their's! Plus, they have those cutting grass thingy's that could easily just slice SaSa apart into a 'dog' ham! Then its bye-bye SaSa and good riddens! Yikes!
Not to mention, the moment she heard the postman's bike sound, she dashed (literally DASHED!) to the front gate and barked her little lungs out at the poor guy! He just simply smiled and pretended nothing happenned cos we were all there in the front. But deep down, i bet he wanted to murder SaSa! Ahahaha! =P I thought she just simply didnt like postmen but mana tau! My uncle said its cos the postman was a Malay! Goodness! Damn racist man! Lol!
Ini Malaysia man! Must NOT be racist! Then only we can live HARMONIOUSLY Kan? Hehe ^^v
